“Easily Distracted by Trading Memes” Hoodie – Funny Trader Sweatshirt for Crypto & Stock Market Fans
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For traders who can’t scroll past a good meme — this “Easily Distracted by Trading Memes” Hoodie is your new uniform.
Crafted for stock traders, crypto investors, and meme-addicted chart watchers alike, it delivers comfort, humor, and personality all in one cozy package. The bold quote design sparks laughs during trading sessions, meetups, or late-night Discord chats.
Whether you’re celebrating gains, surviving drawdowns, or procrastinating on research (again), this hoodie says it all. It’s also a perfect gift for finance lovers and trading meme fans.
Product Features:
• Unisex heavy blend for warmth and durability
• Soft cotton-poly fleece (50/50) for comfort
• Spacious kangaroo pocket for essentials
• Adjustable drawstring hood
• Ethically produced with OEKO-TEX certified dyes
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
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Tumble dry low
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Iron low if needed
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Do not bleach or dry clean
Because let’s be honest — memes move markets.
Our average shipping times are as follows:
United States
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- Delivery Time: 2 – 5 business days
- Delivery Time: 2 – 5 business days
Canada
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- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
New Zealand
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- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
Australia
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- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
Norway
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- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
Rest of World
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- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
Please note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and U.S. unincorporated territories may take an additional 7 – 12 business days.
In addition please allow 1–2 business days for production as each item is made to order.