“Do I Look Like I Set Stop Losses?” Hoodie – Funny Trader & Investor Sweatshirt
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The “Do I Look Like I Set Stop Losses?” Hoodie is a humorous nod to every confident (or overconfident) investor who’s been there. With a clean minimalist design and premium comfort, it’s perfect for long trading sessions, weekend lounging, or laughing off market dips with your trading buddies.
This unisex hoodie pairs soft fabric with bold typography, giving you both comfort and attitude. It’s not just apparel — it’s a trading lifestyle statement.
Perfect for: crypto traders, stock investors, day traders, and anyone who enjoys financial humor.
Product Features:
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Made from a cozy 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend
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Soft, durable, and warm for everyday wear
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Spacious kangaroo pocket for comfort and storage
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Adjustable drawstring hood for a custom fit
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Ethically printed with OEKO-TEX certified inks
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
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Tumble dry low or hang to dry
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Do not bleach
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Iron inside out on low heat
Our average shipping times are as follows:
United States
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- Delivery Time: 2 – 5 business days
- Delivery Time: 2 – 5 business days
Canada
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- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
New Zealand
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- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
Australia
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- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
Norway
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- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
Rest of World
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- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
Please note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and U.S. unincorporated territories may take an additional 7 – 12 business days.
In addition please allow 1–2 business days for production as each item is made to order.