“Do I Look Like I Fear a Bear Market?” Hoodie – Funny Trader Sweatshirt for Confident Investors
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Show the market who’s boss with this “Do I Look Like I Fear a Bear Market?” Hoodie, designed for traders who thrive under pressure. Whether prices are crashing or pumping, you’ll keep your cool — and your sense of humor — in this cozy, confidence-boosting hoodie.
Ideal for stock traders, crypto enthusiasts, and anyone who knows that market dips are just opportunities in disguise. With its clean design and premium comfort, it’s perfect for chart sessions, casual wear, or gifting to your favorite fearless investor.
Perfect for: day traders, crypto investors, and finance fans who laugh in the face of volatility.
Product Features:
• Unisex heavy blend hoodie for a relaxed fit
• 50% cotton / 50% polyester for softness and durability
• Spacious kangaroo pocket
• Adjustable drawstring hood
• Ethically made with OEKO-TEX certified dyes
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
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Tumble dry low
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Iron low if needed
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Do not bleach or dry clean
Remember: Real traders don’t fear the bear. They buy the dip.
Our average shipping times are as follows:
United States
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- Delivery Time: 2 – 5 business days
- Delivery Time: 2 – 5 business days
Canada
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- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
New Zealand
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- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
Australia
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- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
Norway
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- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
Rest of World
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- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
Please note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and U.S. unincorporated territories may take an additional 7 – 12 business days.
In addition please allow 1–2 business days for production as each item is made to order.