"I Trade to Forget " T-Shirt – Minimalist Funny Trader Tee

The I Trade to Forget T-Shirt brings humor, honesty, and style together for every trader who’s seen both green candles and heartbreak. Its minimalist design and witty slogan make it a conversation starter at the office, trading meetups, or coffee breaks.

Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton, this shirt is ultra-soft, breathable, and built for everyday comfort. The garment-dyed finish gives it a vintage look and unique texture, while the durable double stitching ensures it stays in your rotation through every bull and bear market. Whether you’re laughing about bad entries or celebrating a win, this tee keeps your trading spirit alive.

Product Features:

• Unisex fit available in sizes S–4XL

• Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton for all-day comfort

• Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage-inspired texture

• No side seams for a clean silhouette

• Durable double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Do not bleach

• Tumble dry low

• Iron on low heat if needed

• Do not dry clean

Perfect for: Traders, investors, crypto enthusiasts, and anyone who’s ever needed a good laugh after a volatile session.