The “Do I look like I set stop losses?” T-shirt captures the fearless spirit (and sarcasm) every trader knows too well. It’s funny, bold, and just the right amount of reckless — perfect for those who live life one volatile chart at a time.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, this minimalist tee delivers all-day comfort for trading sessions, weekend hangouts, or casual meetups with your fellow market rebels.
Whether you’re a pro scalper or just love trading humor, this shirt speaks volumes — so you don’t have to.
Product Features:
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Unisex fit for every type of trader
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100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, premium feel
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Bold, minimalist print that holds up wash after wash
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Double-stitched hems and sleeves for durability
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Ideal for traders, investors, and finance meme enthusiasts
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
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Do not bleach
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Tumble dry low or hang dry
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Iron on low heat, avoiding the print
Perfect for: Traders with confidence, humor, and zero fear of market dips.
Our average shipping times are as follows:
United States
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- Delivery Time: 2 – 5 business days
- Delivery Time: 2 – 5 business days
Canada
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- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
New Zealand
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- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
Australia
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- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
Norway
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- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
Rest of World
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- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
- Delivery Time: 10 – 30 business days
Please note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and U.S. unincorporated territories may take an additional 7 – 12 business days.
In addition please allow 1–2 business days for production as each item is made to order.